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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!! Izaya vs. Shizuo *Mild Language* Izaya: Well, well, well, it's Shizu-chan! Controlling your temper? I don't think you can. Does my face make your face red with rage? If it does, then let our rap battle engage! You better watch out. I'm a dangerous man. Some even say I'm the baddest in Japan. Being called a mere king doesn't make me applaud. As someone once said, "What's a King to a God?" Shizuo: Let me tell you something you probably know. Never set foot in Ikebukuro! Why the hell are you always around? You make me wanna rip a sign from the ground! Hey, look, there's a vending machine. I can't want to throw it

this was originally gonna be a comment on http://fav.me/d2lfnbl, but it got too long. so yeah nothing is capitalized and i don't feel like starting now. so i guess this is shizuo heiwajima facts part 2? shizuo wears sunglasses at night. even though stars are dead because shizuo killed them, he forces them to stay lit so he can see at night. the big bang was shizuo's first tantrum. that is how the universe was created. remember the supercontinent pangea? shizuo punched it. the reason why there are so many earthquakes in japan is because of shizuo. the reason why there are so many earthquakes in california is because of the earthquakes in

Deviation by shaynalanibaker (https://www.deviantart.com/shaynalanibaker) that I felt inclined to share Here is the real slim shady Hetalia Host Club (Axis and Allies) Here are the characters of Hetalia as the Host Club! (I was board) I have their names and some traits they share so enjoy 'kay? Tamaki is France 1 French 2 Flirt 3 Probably based off of each other Kyoya is China 1 Wise 2 Good with money 3 Can be scary Hikaru is America 1 Troublemaker 2 Act better than everybody else 3 Older but immature like really immature Kaoru is Canada 1 Younger mature one 2 More reserved 3 Mistaken for brother Mori is Germany 1 Large 2 Grunt a lot 3 Have a cute little friend Honey is Ita

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!! Iceland vs. Norway Iceland: I'm Iceland, the land of fire and ice. I'm sick and tired of you, Norway, so I won't play nice. Stop asking me to call you "Onii-chan". Just keep you mouth shut like that country Japan. Don't even try any interrupting. My volcanoes will end up erupting. My glaciers will sink you like the Titanic. That means that you better go and start to panic. You better watch out because like ice, I'm slick. Just walk away now and suck my licorice. What? Were you expecting something? Whatever you thought, it was actually nothing. Norway: You are naive to think that you can beat Kingdom of Norway. Y

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!! America vs. Canada *Mild Language* America: Yo dude, it's me! The land of the free! I'm the larger than life hero that you wish you could be. I may be loud and sometimes misbehave, But that's because I'm the home of the brave. Four score and seven years ago, Our fathers founded me, the ultimate bro! At rap I'm an expert, and you're a beginner. It's really no secret that I'll be the winner. I made a ton of rap gods, so I'm the rap leader. You? You're only famous for Justin Bieber. I'd like to slam you real hard, but Imma make this brief. Stars and stripes are better than a dumb maple leaf. Canada: Justin Bi

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!!England vs. France *Mild Language* England: I'm the country of England, and you're only France. You're just a bloody wanker who can't keep it in his pants. What's with all the romance? Too much estrogen? That would explain the hair that is feminine. Even Sealand is more of a man than you, And Mary Janes are his favorite type of shoe. Even Italy isn't quite as wimpy as a frenchman, And that guy is Germany's stupid henchman. Sure, Spain's service is slow enough to dislike, But at least in Spain they aren't always on strike. Bloody hell, something smells. France is that you? I bet it's all the frogs, snails, and che

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!! Natsu vs. Gray *Mild Language* Natsu: I can easily beat you in a fight, Gray. You're a lot weaker than the dragons I slay. Your magic is lame, like dude, come on! Fire even beats ice in pokémon. I'm gonna melt your stupid ice into a puddle, And you're gonna go crying, asking Ul to cuddle. Oh wait, Ul died years ago. It was all your fault, even Lyon said so. I know you secretly wish you were me. I'm the main character, you're the posse. You wish you had Lucy, but she's mine. Now you're stuck with Juvia all of the time. Devil slayer magic? You're making me cry. You tried to be a dragon slayer, but failed

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!! Azula vs. Zuko Zuko: Azula, I grew stronger since the last time that you saw me. I'm not a little kid, I can beat you if you brawl me. I've been off training with the avatar and his friends. I've even found Uncle and made amends. Now all that's left is for me to deal with you. I'm not afraid of your fire because it's blue. You don't scare me at all because you're just daddy's little girl. The fact that he likes you makes me wanna hurl. When I was coming over here, I heard people say "Azula was betrayed by Ty Lee and Mai". It's pretty pathetic, the fact that you make everyone hate you. It's also unfortunate that n