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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!!
England vs. France*Mild Language*
England:
I'm the country of England, and you're only France.
You're just a bloody wanker who can't keep it in his pants.
What's with all the romance? Too much estrogen?
That would explain the hair that is feminine.
Even Sealand is more of a man than you,
And Mary Janes are his favorite type of shoe.
Even Italy isn't quite as wimpy as a frenchman,
And that guy is Germany's stupid henchman.
Sure, Spain's service is slow enough to dislike,
But at least in Spain they aren't always on strike.
Bloody hell, something smells. France is that you?
I bet it's all the frogs, snails, and cheese fondue.
I was once a pirate and used to rock.
You haven't changed at all, so suck my clock.
That's right, Big Ben easily trumps you.
And the London Eye is is better than the Grande Rue.
France:
Bonjour, Angleterre. I am the country of France.
I have the finest cheeses, wines, and romance.
I know how to give fangirls what they want.
They hate scones, but they love croissants.
How could you not envy my delicious cuisine?
Every time you cook, I think "God save the queen".
I am better than you, just look at my hair.
Yours is all shaggy, you nasty Angleterre.
I talked to the girls you try to arouse.
They are asking themselves "Caterpillars or brows?".
Silly, England. You cannot flash them a smile.
I talked to your dentist. He said it's been a while.
I don't know what's worse, your teeth, scones, or tea.
Japan tried Earl Gray and said, "Are you kidding me?".
Feast your eyes and bow down to my ultimate power.
London wishes it has my supreme Eiffel Tower.
England:
Bonjour, Angleterre. I am the country of France.
I have the finest cheeses, wines, and romance.
I know how to give fangirls what they want.
They hate scones, but they love croissants.
How could you not envy my delicious cuisine?
Every time you cook, I think "God save the queen".
I am better than you, just look at my hair.
Yours is all shaggy, you nasty Angleterre.
I talked to the girls you try to arouse.
They are asking themselves "Caterpillars or brows?".
Silly, England. You cannot flash them a smile.
I talked to your dentist. He said it's been a while.
I don't know what's worse, your teeth, scones, or tea.
Japan tried Earl Gray and said, "Are you kidding me?".
Feast your eyes and bow down to my ultimate power.
London wishes it has my supreme Eiffel Tower.
England:
My scones are amazing, don't insult me!
I have black magic and the chair of Busby!
As soon as you hear the words Dumbledora,
You are going to tremble and shake with horror.
My scones are now better than your creme brûlée.
Shakespeare was more talented than that painter Monet.
I'm from the land of William Shakespeare.
This rap battle will leave you dumb wanker in fear.
In english classes, students learn literature.
In french, they sit around and hate the teacher.
The point I'm trying to make is that I'm smart.
You just go around messing with peoples' hearts.
France:
I have black magic and the chair of Busby!
As soon as you hear the words Dumbledora,
You are going to tremble and shake with horror.
My scones are now better than your creme brûlée.
Shakespeare was more talented than that painter Monet.
I'm from the land of William Shakespeare.
This rap battle will leave you dumb wanker in fear.
In english classes, students learn literature.
In french, they sit around and hate the teacher.
The point I'm trying to make is that I'm smart.
You just go around messing with peoples' hearts.
France:
There are some minor details you forgot to say.
You don't seem to have any painters like Monet.
Sure, scones aren't that bad, but haggis surely is.
And did anyone live through your black pudding dish?
America could never learn to sense the mood,
Just like how magic could never fix your food.
Your fairy tales and magic are really funny.
You talk to yourself, but you claim it's a bunny.
The rest of the countries think you're a pain.
Maybe you're grouchy because the constant rain.
Oh hon hon!
England:
Oh hon hon? More like no, no, no.
Nobody wants to hear that laugh anymore.
Don't think you can win by insulting my cuisine.
You're like a used car. I'm a limousine.
Like it or not, I'm popular now.
England is the new trend somehow.
Girls love British accents and gentleman.
Otakus think tsunderes are for the win.
Flying mint bunny is very real.
I don't care about how he makes people feel!
France, however is another story.
Nowadays people find you rather boring.
You'll never be a royal, it don't run in your blood.
You deserve to be a peasant sitting in the mud.
My turn is up, you bloody git.
I'd like to see you try to get out of this.
France:
I am a royal, have you heard of our kings?
Have you looked at my hand and seen all my rings?
I'm a higher class than you'll ever be.
I'm ten times more fabulous than a barbie.
You, however, are barely a ken doll.
You're just my accessory, and that is all.
You don't seem to have any painters like Monet.
Sure, scones aren't that bad, but haggis surely is.
And did anyone live through your black pudding dish?
America could never learn to sense the mood,
Just like how magic could never fix your food.
Your fairy tales and magic are really funny.
You talk to yourself, but you claim it's a bunny.
The rest of the countries think you're a pain.
Maybe you're grouchy because the constant rain.
Oh hon hon!
England:
Oh hon hon? More like no, no, no.
Nobody wants to hear that laugh anymore.
Don't think you can win by insulting my cuisine.
You're like a used car. I'm a limousine.
Like it or not, I'm popular now.
England is the new trend somehow.
Girls love British accents and gentleman.
Otakus think tsunderes are for the win.
Flying mint bunny is very real.
I don't care about how he makes people feel!
France, however is another story.
Nowadays people find you rather boring.
You'll never be a royal, it don't run in your blood.
You deserve to be a peasant sitting in the mud.
My turn is up, you bloody git.
I'd like to see you try to get out of this.
France:
I am a royal, have you heard of our kings?
Have you looked at my hand and seen all my rings?
I'm a higher class than you'll ever be.
I'm ten times more fabulous than a barbie.
You, however, are barely a ken doll.
You're just my accessory, and that is all.
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
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EnglandxReaderxFrance Accents
You sighed as you sat in your chair at the table as the world conference came to an end, though as usual....nothing got done.
You were the country of (c/n) or (f/n) (l/n), you had (h/l) (h/c) and had recently obtained your independence from (c/o/c) though it was hard on them, you two were still close and helped each other when needed, so you were a fairly new country but you were very smart and as a result your country was prospering.
As you as well as everyone else got up to exit, you shook your head a bit. Honesty you wondered why these meeting took place, they never really got anything done. To you it seemed like nothing more than a time
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FranceXReaderXEngland-Chasing Pavements
You look down at the note that was crumpled tightly in your hands.It was a letter that you had written for your friend Francis.You had been friends for as long as you could remember and over the years,you had actually started to develop feeling for him.
But you would never tell him.Mostly because Francis had always had girls following him around like a fangirl parade and you were rarely alone with him now.Also,Francis did have a reputation for being a womanizer.He had a different girlfriend every other week and they never lasted.
The thought of that happening to you scared you a little.You didn't want a false relationship with France IF he
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French Stereotypes..
"Francis, is it true french people drink wine like water?"
The blond haired french-man looked over at his friend (your name), and a smile appeared on his face.
"Well I love za wine~" he laughed. "But non. It's not drunk like water-"
"Is is true french wash less often than others?"
He nearly screamed. Well he did, just in a non-many way.
"Zat is not true (your name)! I love to be clean!" he flipped his hair with a wink, making (your name) smrik and turn back into her seat.
"What are you doing anyway?" Francis peered over his friends shoulder to see 'French Stereotypes' on the screen. He didn't seem to happy about it.
"(Your name)
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*i only own the rhymes*
Who won? Who's next? You COMMENT!
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Katara vs. Toph
Azula vs. Zuko
Durarara
Ryuugamine vs. Masaomi
Izaya vs. Shizuo
Erika vs. Walker
Kasuka vs. Mauri and Kururi
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Erza vs. Mirajane
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Sting vs. Rogue
Minerva vs. Ultear
Free
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Makoto vs. Sousuke
Nagisa vs. Rei
Momotarou vs. Seijurou
Haikyuu
Hinata vs. Kageyama
Kageyama vs. Oikawa
Tsukishima vs. Kageyama
Hetalia
Italy vs. Germany
America vs. Canada
England vs. France
Russia vs. Latvia
Spain vs. Romano
Austria vs. Prussia
Iceland vs. Norway
Norway vs. Denmark
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Kagami vs. Himuru
Hyuga vs. Kiyoshi
Kise vs. Haizaki
Midorima vs. Murusakibara
Aomine vs. Kagami
Soul Eater
Blackstar vs. Kid
*i only own the rhymes*
Who won? Who's next? You COMMENT!
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