Iceland vs. Norway

Iceland:
I'm Iceland, the land of fire and ice.
I'm sick and tired of you, Norway, so I won't play nice.
Stop asking me to call you "Onii-chan".
Just keep you mouth shut like that country Japan.
Don't even try any interrupting.
My volcanoes will end up erupting.
My glaciers will sink you like the Titanic.
That means that you better go and start to panic.
You better watch out because like ice, I'm slick.
Just walk away now and suck my licorice.
What? Were you expecting something?
Whatever you thought, it was actually nothing.

Norway:
You are naive to think that you can beat Kingdom of Norway.
You are not the King of Burgers, you cannot have it your way.
I am always serious, so stop your child's play.
You are too young to be wise, but be wise and walk away.
I was born in the 800's on the seventeenth of may.
I am more brilliant and bright than the northern lights display.
I am the one who possesses the world's largest fjord.
That is one of the many reasons why I am adored.
You may wonder little brother, why you are ignored.
You can simply ask your tourists, they are all rather bored.
I have one of the best schooling systems in the world,
So get ready to learn how to win a rapping award.
In this fight, the pen is mightier than the sword.
To the pen you are peasant, but in its eyes I am a lord.
You are still a little boy, but I am a wise young man.
I am older and wiser, so call me Onii-chan.

Iceland:
I will never ever call you "Onii-chan"!
I can definitely beat you, I know that I can!
You aren't half bad at rapping, but I can clearly see
You aren't tough enough to win, so go back to poetry.
I may be younger than you, but I am strong.
I get more attention than you in my character song.
I am an island, so I really stand out.
You're connected to Europe, where other countries shout.
Since countries like Denmark are really loud,
You can barely stand out in that rough crowd.
Even in the Nordics, you blend in with the rest.
I'm a different story because I'm the best.
So what you have fjords? It's not just you.
I have fjords, volcanoes, glaciers, and waterfalls too.
Sure, I guess you have some polar bears.
Canada has them too, they're everywhere.
Me? I have unique arctic puffins on my coast.
They are kind annoying, but I can still boast.
You just got schooled by your little brother.
Give up now, and go crying to our mother.

Norway:
I always knew you were feisty all along,
But being rebellious does not mean that you are strong.
You are out of line, let me put you back where you belong.
You may want to take a seat, I will be very long.
You say you are unique, but you are so very wrong.
Did you forget how your puffin hijacked your song?
I always sang a solo in "Always With You",
But whenever you sang, someone else did, too.
This may make you think you are liked by the Nordic crew,
But since we are your family, we are stuck with you.
Other countries like me because I am sharper than a knife.
They do not want you around because you cause strife,
So stop making up reasons why you do not have a social life.
Even Sweden has one, Finland is his wife.
I wish you were Denmark, so I could choke you with a tie.
On the other hand, you are sensitive, so you would probably cry.
I can see right through you every time that you sigh.
You get mad at me because I say things you cannot deny.
Quit keeping up with the rebellious teenager act.
I am your Onii-chan, and that is a fact.

Iceland:

I see right through your tactics, older brother.
All you did was throw insults, one after another.
You couldn't think of anything good about you,
So you thought that dissing me would make you look good, too.
I have a lot of cool traits, so I think I won.
You couldn't think of any, not even one.
Wait, you boasted? I already forgot.
You think you're special, but you're really not.
The nordic lights are seen by everyone.
All of the nordics also have the midnight sun.
Try to think of something unique, I triple dog dare you.
I bet you can't because being fun seems to scare you.

Norway:
Personality is what really matters,
But my looks alone will leave you in tatters.
I am quite the looker, I must confess.
I am so gorgeous that the fangirls obsess.
I may be fairly emotionless,
But my dark blue eyes give me finesse.
I have a distinct curl I cannot suppress.
I clip back my hair, but yours is a mess.
It reflects the sloppy way in which you dress.
I told you that my looks would leave you in distress.
Did you get enough? I did not think so,
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
I hold a humble prize, that I bestow.
The peace prize is awarded in Oslo.
I am known for the queen of snow.
In Arendal, we know how to "Let It Go".
I am a magical guy, you know.
My magical powers make people say, "woah".
At the Winter Olympics, I am a pro.
We win the races, meanwhile you are slow.
You better run as fast you can.
I am harder to catch than the gingerbread man.
You just got hit hard, but not by Hungary's pan.
You were hit hard by me, your Onii-chan.

Who won? Who's next? You decide!