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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!!
Natsu vs. Gray
*Mild Language*
Natsu:
I can easily beat you in a fight, Gray.
You're a lot weaker than the dragons I slay.
Your magic is lame, like dude, come on!
Fire even beats ice in pokémon.
I'm gonna melt your stupid ice into a puddle,
And you're gonna go crying, asking Ul to cuddle.
Oh wait, Ul died years ago.
It was all your fault, even Lyon said so.
I know you secretly wish you were me.
I'm the main character, you're the posse.
You wish you had Lucy, but she's mine.
Now you're stuck with Juvia all of the time.
Devil slayer magic? You're making me cry.
You tried to be a dragon slayer, but failed when you tried.
You're like Cinderella with no magic slipper.
I can't wait to beat you, you perverted stripper.
Gray:
Look who's talking, you have flames for a brain.
You need to cool yourself off in Juvia's rain.
You're just jealous cause she's in love with me.
Meanwhile, you're in the friend-zone with Lucy.
Don't get me started on your so-called magic.
You're not that special because everybody has it.
You're so weak that vehicles make you sick.
I'm a lot stronger, so you can get hit by Lucy's kick.
What were you expecting me to say?
I'm going easy on you cause this is child's play.
By the way, Ul is living in sea.
Do you even know where Igneel may be?
Dragons have been gone for years, you know.
Now it's time for the flame dragon to go.
My ice make magic lets me make what I wish.
Your type of magic can only cook a fish.
You're a fire mage, but you just got burned.
I dare you to fight back, it's your turn.
Natsu:
You can't burn a fire wizard,
Apparently your brain is as empty as a blizzard.
Sure I get motion sickness, but it's cute.
Did I mention your flaws in this dispute?
Maybe you're right, I'm just jealous of you.
I really wish my my hair was unnaturally blue.
I really wish that I had eyes that droop.
Then I'd always look like I had to go poop.
Yeah, Gray, I'm so jealous that I don't have a stalker.
Who am I talking about? Juvia Lockser.
I almost kissed Lucy, so don't give me sass.
Why don't you bend over and eat some grass.
That's right, I'm just playing your games.
Now I'm serious, so get ready for my flames.
Don't think you can hide in an iced shell.
It's clear that my fire is hotter than hell.
Don't think you hit me with a weak ice lance.
Wait a minute, Gray, where are your pants?
There you go again, stripping to get my girl.
Go away, Magic Mike. I own this world.
Gray:
I'd rather be called a sexy stripper any day
Than be a dragon slayer that can't even slay.
So what you beat Gildarts? Need I remind you?
You lost to Achnologia and a chariot, too.
You almost kissed Lucy, but you didn't.
Lucy didn't want to. Can't you take a hint?
Natsu:
*Mild Language*
Natsu:
I can easily beat you in a fight, Gray.
You're a lot weaker than the dragons I slay.
Your magic is lame, like dude, come on!
Fire even beats ice in pokémon.
I'm gonna melt your stupid ice into a puddle,
And you're gonna go crying, asking Ul to cuddle.
Oh wait, Ul died years ago.
It was all your fault, even Lyon said so.
I know you secretly wish you were me.
I'm the main character, you're the posse.
You wish you had Lucy, but she's mine.
Now you're stuck with Juvia all of the time.
Devil slayer magic? You're making me cry.
You tried to be a dragon slayer, but failed when you tried.
You're like Cinderella with no magic slipper.
I can't wait to beat you, you perverted stripper.
Gray:
Look who's talking, you have flames for a brain.
You need to cool yourself off in Juvia's rain.
You're just jealous cause she's in love with me.
Meanwhile, you're in the friend-zone with Lucy.
Don't get me started on your so-called magic.
You're not that special because everybody has it.
You're so weak that vehicles make you sick.
I'm a lot stronger, so you can get hit by Lucy's kick.
What were you expecting me to say?
I'm going easy on you cause this is child's play.
By the way, Ul is living in sea.
Do you even know where Igneel may be?
Dragons have been gone for years, you know.
Now it's time for the flame dragon to go.
My ice make magic lets me make what I wish.
Your type of magic can only cook a fish.
You're a fire mage, but you just got burned.
I dare you to fight back, it's your turn.
Natsu:
You can't burn a fire wizard,
Apparently your brain is as empty as a blizzard.
Sure I get motion sickness, but it's cute.
Did I mention your flaws in this dispute?
Maybe you're right, I'm just jealous of you.
I really wish my my hair was unnaturally blue.
I really wish that I had eyes that droop.
Then I'd always look like I had to go poop.
Yeah, Gray, I'm so jealous that I don't have a stalker.
Who am I talking about? Juvia Lockser.
I almost kissed Lucy, so don't give me sass.
Why don't you bend over and eat some grass.
That's right, I'm just playing your games.
Now I'm serious, so get ready for my flames.
Don't think you can hide in an iced shell.
It's clear that my fire is hotter than hell.
Don't think you hit me with a weak ice lance.
Wait a minute, Gray, where are your pants?
There you go again, stripping to get my girl.
Go away, Magic Mike. I own this world.
Gray:
I'd rather be called a sexy stripper any day
Than be a dragon slayer that can't even slay.
So what you beat Gildarts? Need I remind you?
You lost to Achnologia and a chariot, too.
You almost kissed Lucy, but you didn't.
Lucy didn't want to. Can't you take a hint?
Natsu:
Woah, woah, woah, I'm not the clueless one.
You haven't answered Juvia since day one.
Juvia knitted you a freaking scarf,
But you told her that it made you wanna barf.
You win the title for the biggest jerk.
You're the one in our guild who needs a whole lot of work.
You couldn't catch on during the Grand Magic Games.
When it was your turn, you made us look lame.
I didn't kill a dragon, but one almost killed you.
It's your fault that Ultear looks 102.
You know what they say, like mother like daughter.
Now thanks to you, both of them were slaughtered.
A guy like you could never be the master of our guild,
So sit back, relax, and watch what I'll build.
One day I'm gonna be your master,
So you should work on being stronger and faster.
Gray:
Wrong, I'm gonna be the master of fairy tail.
I'll be the one laughing at you as you fail.
I bet that you won't even be an s-class mage,
And that you'll destroy Magnolia because of your rage.
Then the magic council will arrest you and all.
You'll end up in jail longer than Jellal.
You haven't answered Juvia since day one.
Juvia knitted you a freaking scarf,
But you told her that it made you wanna barf.
You win the title for the biggest jerk.
You're the one in our guild who needs a whole lot of work.
You couldn't catch on during the Grand Magic Games.
When it was your turn, you made us look lame.
I didn't kill a dragon, but one almost killed you.
It's your fault that Ultear looks 102.
You know what they say, like mother like daughter.
Now thanks to you, both of them were slaughtered.
A guy like you could never be the master of our guild,
So sit back, relax, and watch what I'll build.
One day I'm gonna be your master,
So you should work on being stronger and faster.
Gray:
Wrong, I'm gonna be the master of fairy tail.
I'll be the one laughing at you as you fail.
I bet that you won't even be an s-class mage,
And that you'll destroy Magnolia because of your rage.
Then the magic council will arrest you and all.
You'll end up in jail longer than Jellal.
That rap was good Natsu, but it's a shame.
She definitely heard you say her name.
Juvia should be here in no time.
She's gonna yell at you by busting rhymes.
This is the good part about being a player,
I have girls who are willing to slay the dragon slayer.
She definitely heard you say her name.
Juvia should be here in no time.
She's gonna yell at you by busting rhymes.
This is the good part about being a player,
I have girls who are willing to slay the dragon slayer.
Who won? Who's next? You decide!!!
Literature
FairyTail: GrayXReaderXNatsu - Misunderstanding
Reader X FairyTail! Natsu: Misunderstanding (part 2)
Minor feel warnings set in place. Other than that there's not much to worry about...
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Previously:
"No."
"You sure?" You fought back a smile, turning to your door.
Gray subconsciously decided to place his hands on his coat pocket only to find that his cloths were missing...again. "Wait!" He called, relieved as you stopped your movements and the door stayed unlocked.
You turned to him, quickly decoding what he meant. A chuckle escaped you
Literature
FairyTail: GrayXReaderXNatsu - Misunderstanding
Reader X FairyTail! Natsu: Misunderstanding (part 4)
Beware of angst, broken feels, and the train standing by for a feel trip.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Be sure to have tissues nearby..... just saying...
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Previously:
I-It hurts...
Why Natsu? What did I do! What did I do wrong, Natsu!
....Natsu....
I'm sorry...
I won’t bother you...
I know I’m useless. I understand....i-i'll leave
That way it'll be like you never met me...
It's what you want right? That's your wish?
You sniff
Literature
FairyTail: GrayXReaderXNatsu - Misunderstanding
Reader X FairyTail! Natsu: Misunderstanding (part 3)
Not much to warn for this chapter. There might be some light to moderate feels damage, but damage control is on standby. Other than that you are welcome to proceed.
Triggers? Not entirely sure
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Previously:
"Hey, Natsu!" you call out to him. Relieved when he turns around and smiles.
You smiled back. About to speak, but grew confused when his smile dropped. You then felt a hand wrap around your waist, and recognized the familiar cold touch.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!!
Avatar
Aang vs. Zuko
Katara vs. Toph
Azula vs. Zuko
Durarara
Ryuugamine vs. Masaomi
Izaya vs. Shizuo
Erika vs. Walker
Kasuka vs. Mauri and Kururi
Fairy Tail
Natsu vs. Gray
Lucy vs. Juvia
Erza vs. Mirajane
Gajeel vs. Natsu
Lyon vs. Gray
Sting vs. Rogue
Minerva vs. Ultear
Free
Haru vs. Rin
Makoto vs. Sousuke
Nagisa vs. Rei
Momotarou vs. Seijurou
Haikyuu
Hinata vs. Kageyama
Kageyama vs. Oikawa
Tsukishima vs. Kageyama
Hetalia
Italy vs. Germany
America vs. Canada
England vs. France
Russia vs. Latvia
Spain vs. Romano
Austria vs. Prussia
Iceland vs. Norway
Norway vs. Denmark
Kuroko's Basketball
Kuroko vs. Akashi
Kagami vs. Himuru
Hyuga vs. Kiyoshi
Kise vs. Haizaki
Midorima vs. Murusakibara
Aomine vs. Kagami
Soul Eater
Blackstar vs. Kid
*i only own the rhymes*
Who won? Who's next? You COMMENT!
Avatar
Aang vs. Zuko
Katara vs. Toph
Azula vs. Zuko
Durarara
Ryuugamine vs. Masaomi
Izaya vs. Shizuo
Erika vs. Walker
Kasuka vs. Mauri and Kururi
Fairy Tail
Natsu vs. Gray
Lucy vs. Juvia
Erza vs. Mirajane
Gajeel vs. Natsu
Lyon vs. Gray
Sting vs. Rogue
Minerva vs. Ultear
Free
Haru vs. Rin
Makoto vs. Sousuke
Nagisa vs. Rei
Momotarou vs. Seijurou
Haikyuu
Hinata vs. Kageyama
Kageyama vs. Oikawa
Tsukishima vs. Kageyama
Hetalia
Italy vs. Germany
America vs. Canada
England vs. France
Russia vs. Latvia
Spain vs. Romano
Austria vs. Prussia
Iceland vs. Norway
Norway vs. Denmark
Kuroko's Basketball
Kuroko vs. Akashi
Kagami vs. Himuru
Hyuga vs. Kiyoshi
Kise vs. Haizaki
Midorima vs. Murusakibara
Aomine vs. Kagami
Soul Eater
Blackstar vs. Kid
*i only own the rhymes*
Who won? Who's next? You COMMENT!
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This was awesome, dude XD
This was awesome, dude XD