Shizuo Heiwajima Facts. Part 2?

this was originally gonna be a comment on fav.me/d2lfnbl, but it got too long. so yeah nothing is capitalized and i don't feel like starting now.

so i guess this is shizuo heiwajima facts part 2?

shizuo wears sunglasses at night.

even though stars are dead because shizuo killed them, he forces them to stay lit so he can see at night.

the big bang was shizuo's first tantrum. that is how the universe was created.

remember the supercontinent pangea? shizuo punched it.

the reason why there are so many earthquakes in japan is because of shizuo. the reason why there are so many earthquakes in california is because of the earthquakes in japan.

when shizuo flushes the toilet, it causes a tsunami.

on an april fools long ago, shizuo told the mayans that he was going to end the world in 2012.

shizuo attempted to invent a perfume. it ended up being a useful product and is known today as pepper-spray.

they never stopped delivering milk. they've been delivering it all to shizuo ever since that one time when he said he was thirsty.

shizuo punched celty in the face and sent her head flying to an unknown location. since he secretly felt bad, he decided to soften up and only punch people out of their clothes.

all of the opening and endings of durarara!! were made out of some extra awesomesauce shizuo left lying around.

shizuo likes beyonce more than taylor swift. in an attempt to stop the apocalypse when taylor swift won at the vmas, kayne west stepped up and took her trophy. he gave a shout out to beyonce. since shizuo was embarrassed about liking beyonce, kayne kept his act or heroism a secret and pretended that he was just being an *******.

one time, john travolta had a drinking contest with shizuo. five years later, he was still a little tipsy, so he called idina menzel adele dazim at the oscars. he would be embarassed, but he still isn't back to normal yet.

a famous actor owes shizuo money. he really likes the guy, though, so he hasn't beaten him up. this is the mysterious reason why leonardo dicaprio never won an oscar.

once upon a time, there was a black and blue dress. shizuo wanted it to be white and gold.

shizuo is a big harry potter fan. he didn't want it to end, so they made the ending into two movies.

super smash brothers tried to make a game with shizuo. his character ended up destroying everything, so they no longer have the awesome version with him on it.

shizuo has more gym badges than gary oaks.

contrary to popular belief, shizuo invented metal bending, not toph.

when shizuo played risk against izaya, izaya won because shizuo flipped over the table. shizou spent years plotting how he would beat izaya and wrote it down. he started to enjoy writing and used the pen name ichiro okouchi. that's right, shizuo wrote code geass.

the death note was invented in an attempt to kill shizuo. that's why everybody who uses the notebook dies.

shizuo only likes season one of fairy tail, so that's why they only have the first season on netflix.

soul eater was supposed to be hundreds of episodes. it got canceled when shizuo saw the end of season four.

excalibur used to be a human. then shizuo met him and punched him so hard that he became misshapen and turned into a penguin. excalibur only survived because shizuo thought his new appearance was funny.

after ouran high school host club ended, shizuo was torn because he was happy about the ending, but still wanted more. as soon as funimation heard about this, they casted the english voice actors for free! iwatobi swim club and free! eternal summer immediately.

one time, shizuo met denmark and choked him with his tie. it is rumored that it made norway smile when he decided that he should to that.

shizuo got tired of the characters in hetalia, so he invented all the 2ps.

when shizuo was tired of disney movies, he started his own animation studio. studio ghibli.

shizuo watched clannad and clannad after story and didn't shed a single tear. instead, he got mad when nagisa and ushio died. he brought them back to life and made the whole thing never even happen.

one hundred and infinity percent of the mysteries in the world are because of shizuo.